Reblogged from robbstarksscrunchyface
musings of the internal sort
This is me, I suppose. Myself, my thoughts, my reactions, and my loves of all sorts.
Only Gendry was different.
Oh Arya, you precious thing.
(Source: robbstarksscrunchyface, via likeadove)
There are moments when I can feel infinity in the sky,
And I remember the ache as my heart beats like that sometimes.
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.
These comments. Pure gold.
I think my wife would use Tampocalypse
(Source: adventuresofbetahugh)
This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.
#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms
All of this.
And I fucking love that smile.
You precious thing.
i love this man.
abububuuu
I like Thor. Loki… I’m not that keen. Bit neutral.
Please don’t tell Tom Hiddleston that. I have a feeling that if I say those words aloud then less than a minute later there will be the sound of a car hurriedly pulling up and a knock at my door.
I open the door and there stands a breathless Tom with a folder so filled with paper and photos and book pages they are spilling out on my porch and there’s a pack of slides and mini projector under his other arm.
“Just give me an hou-…No ,two hours and I promise you I can make you understand.”
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(Source: amalie1, via conversation-slips)
Some serious Sunday bibilophile porn
My travel wishlist just exploded looking through this gallery of some of the most beautiful libraries in the world. (Also - Hogwarts fantasies much? Yep, the last picture here, the Trinity College Library was the one used in the Harry Potter movies as the Hogwards library.)
The second resembles the library from Beauty and the Beast c:
(via teacoffeebooks)
cute ♥
screams and cries because baby burrito hemsworth
His face! It’s so Angry Mama Bird! He’s all; “So help me, if anyone wakes this child!!”
“This is MY baby. MINE. No one else can touch her. Come near her and you get a Mjolnir to the FACE.”
Oh man, I fear what will happen when she’s old enough to date.
